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Michael

Michael is a ni??a
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.

Hi Im Michael and I like butt
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass

Michael said “your an ass”

by Underdog441 March 21, 2024


Michael

Michael is a boy or non-boy or pet that loves to have Doritos. For a snack or a meal, Michael will eat Doritos gleefully. Michaels love to share Doritos with babes and studs. Michaels love to be gifted Doritos in the holiday.

Customer: I’ll have 2 Doritos please. I will give one to my Michael.

Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?

by Mycool1892 November 23, 2021


Michael

no.

ugh it’s michael

by mommy sorry October 15, 2021


Michael

Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.

Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.

by She who has 2 pussies. Meow November 26, 2021


Michael

A dirty ass monkey.

Girl: Michael is dirty

by By Isaiah August 22, 2022


Michael

Before you read the following definition. Keep in mind that I am in fact named Michael so I will tell all you strangers my flaws and pros.

Hi I’m Michael I am intelligent and love a lot of things. I don’t love easily but when I do I love hard. I can be secretive and alone but also loyal and friendly. If you piss me off I will snap your arm off of your body and shove it up your a**. Anyway. I can be extremely hard on myself when I make a mistake. I have never told a soul about another persons life if they haven’t asked me to. I’m not the greatest looking and slightly fat but trying to improve my looks. If you hurt anyone I like I will cut you. Thank you for reading.

There is a little bit about myself so if you see another Michael , compare them to this

Do you need a. Example of how to use a namelike Michael in a sentance? If you do then you should not be reading a definition solely about a name

by April 22, 2022


Michael

My Beloved <3

Michael is a beautiful bean.

by EnragedBean March 27, 2021