Ryan Times

A student who is addicted to gaming, sex and fucking orgasm. He likes Dick not pussy

Oh, there's Ryan Times again...

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jashley time

its when two best friends named josh and ashley spend the whole day together doing absolutely nothing but watch television and taking nice naps on the couch. it is the best thing in the whole entire world!

Ashley: Wanna come over today?
Josh: Yes! I love Jashley time.
Ashley: We are so gonna watch Billy Madison!!

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Adventure Time

Taking 5 lines of cocaine before doing sexual activitys.

Hey guys I just got back form adventure time with Tom never do that many lines again.

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big time

A state of being drunk on alcohol and high on drugs at the same time.

Dude, last night I drank a Stoli 750 and did 5 lines of white. I big time!!!

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time travel

(v.)To proceed in a theoretically linear path towards and backwards to or between the beginning and end of time. Although an enchanting fantasy for many, there are lots of errors and preventions that are part of time travel. I, for instance, believe it may be possible but too dangerous to do. If we do only have a single universal timeline, time travel would have resounding effects and we would only become meaningless "events" in any change caused to it. Bah, enough sci-talk, the point is: it's the action of moving thru time.

I constructed a time portal in which upon entering today, I time travelled to last Monday and saw myself eating a slice o' pizza. (Unfortunately, I was trapped in a catch-22; how can I escape back to my time without upsetting it?)

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Time and place

Time and place means a time and area to meet up at and beat the living shit out of someone

"Time and place jarek"

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omlet time

ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry

i cant i cant play pokaaaa... its omlet time

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