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I hate this guy/(and or you)
In the world of not texting back this is a means of a romantic gesture, using the term " I hate you" actually is a way of expressing "I like/love you". As was previously mentioned, girls with trust issues are too scared to love, so they show said emotion through acts of hate.
Girl: I hate you.
Guy: I know I know I hate you too, let’s get married.
Girl: June 6 work?
Guy: yeah I should still hate you then
Girl: omg I hate this guy
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A white guy surprise is when you first see a white man's penis for the first time. You never know what you are going to get. It's a white guy surprise.
Tonight I saw Brad's penis for the first time, it was a white guy surprise.
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A GUY who finds no shame in exploiting his financial situation to receive maximum benefit from co-workers and hard working businesses. This individual also blatantly steals from hard working business but always finds a self justified reason that makes it okay.
Dude, are you seriously taking a doggy bag from a chinese buffet? Didn't you eat enough?
What? I paid to eat all I can.
You're such a cheap ass GUY.
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hey did you see white guys jumping? looks like someone mustve bought a trampoline
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Dead Guy Perez alternativly known as the DGP. Is a "Ghoul" if you will that Homestarrunner becomes while tlaking on the phone to Marzipan's answering machine. He quickly stops the charade upon runing into a lamp, or vase or somethign to that nature. I think he is the collest not shown character of them all
This isnt homestar, its Dead Guy Perez.. Also known as the DGP!!!!!
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The Kool Aid guy comes bursting through someone's house without warning, breaking their wall and screaming, "OH YEAH!!!". I remember when he did that he walked up to the kids and yelled, "OH YEAH!!!" and they would look all happy and walking up to them and I would be screaming, "AAAAHHHH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU STUPID KIDS!!! HE'S GOING TO GET YOU!!". Then they drank right out of him. Thats right, they drank his dirty bloody plaster filled juice while he was yelling, "OH YEAH!!!". Shouldn't they be more concerned with what their parents will do to them when they find out there is a huge hole on the side of their house? I don't think their parents are going to believe a dancing jug of fruit punch screaming, "OH YEAH!!!" crashed through the house and made that hole.
Kid: It's so boring here, nothing ever happenens
*Kool Aid Guy comes crashing through wall*
Kool Aid Guy: OH YEAH!!!
Kid:o_O *drinks dirty bloody Kool Aid*
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A redneck who should be put in a boat and sent to Angola. He has a comedy routine exploring redneck stuff, such as flatulance and fat women in thong, as he puts it, "britches." He also says Git r Done.
Larry the Cable Guy was booed out of Madison Square Garden
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