Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!
Someone: Hi Ely-Sam !
Ely-Sam: sac a fiak call me ely !
Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"
Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
unproblematic and rrly sweet. one of the coolest barbz on stan twt.
Who is Sam Zolanski?
They are that b!tch period
Sam Hellon is a lad who loves a bit of bumming action from his sister, he also loves to finger his belly button.
Sam Hellon loves to finger himself
Sam Tomboy is a funny teenage tomboy who wishes she could be like CoryxKenshin, Markiplier, and Jacksepticeye.
Who is that on YouTube?
Might be Sam Tomboy.
A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.
"hey whats your name?"
"sam seamore 007"