On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.
The Great War between Simeon_Dzhabata and Uiouiouio987.Whole story
The Speedrun War is a noun which specifies the war against uiouiouio987 and Simeon_Dzhabata
The Beginning:
Early 2018 uiouiouio987 had finally made it he had beaten the speedrun world record and now holded 1st place.
For a long time the title was his but then a challanger appeared.By the name of Simeon_Dzhabata his aim was to take down uiouiouio987 record.And he did on late 2018 he had succeeded.Uiouiouio987 was mad and he had to do something and ow he did.HE HAD BEATAN HIM BY 10 MINUTES.It was simple uiouiouio987 holded the record which was pretty much impossible to beat.
The New Update:
But then they released a new dimensions update.Now it could've been beaten.With trails and boosts Simeon_Dzhabata had done it.Uiouiouio987 tried but failed.
The End:
But in 2020 everything had changed.He was off and never stopped for 1 week he would wake up and start speedrunning and with the help of glitches and trails he did it.Simeon_Dzhabata has retired so now the title holder is UIOUIOUIO987.(for now)
When you're instant messaging someone and there's no conversation going anywhere, so you just send dots back and forth until a conversation picks up.
Chris: ...
Samantha: ...
Chris: ......
Samantha: we can dot war all night dude....
A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series
internet wars are a fun way of wasting time
On internet discussion and debate forums, a form of argumentum ad lapidem or argument of the stone used in response to another poster to dismiss that posters argument without review or consideration. Generally, this is done in response to posts that contain links to material that supplement, explain, and support the points of the poster providing the links. The responding poster has no valid argument for the material linked and dismisses it without review of the merits of the material.
His argument was shredded and all he could do was post Link War.
Into the Night could not respond intelligently to the post so he dismissed it all by declaring it was a Link War.
When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
“Holy shit last Night I gave her a turf war and she went crazy”