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3/5ths compromise

Having sex with someone who is in the process of transitioning.

What happened last night?
Got really drunk and made a 3/5ths compromise.

by April 14, 2022


jason<3 (schesn)

jason is the love of my life i love him so incredibly much
he deserves the whole world. he really does
he has a heart of gold and everytime i see him i seem to fall in love again hes so perfect and pretty

hes amazing
i love you so much jason
jason<3 (schesn)

by unijra March 9, 2022


The 3 circles of enlightenment

When her nipples are so low that they are in line with her tummy button and resemble the 3 circles of enlightenment

When she sits down she looks like the 3 circles of enlightenment

by Working Class Hero June 11, 2021


3.X.C™️

3.x.C™️ is a term used by those from 187 murdered out empire thugs meaning the same as 5051 three times crazy so you have 3.X.C™️

Yo you know that oG 187 his diff 3.X.C™️💯

by k187c March 3, 2022


Charlotte day <3

A day where you appreciate your Charlotte. Tell her how much you love her !!!!!! I meen you should do that everyday but ×94 on Charlotte day <3

Ahhh it's Charlotte day <3 I love Charlotte 💘

by Lynda <3 August 4, 2021


Sammy wammy :3

Literally the most unfunniest person on earth. If you listen to her jokes, you immediately get brain and ear cancer due to the amount of sheer unfunny in her jokes. Imagine humans evolving billions of years, your ancestor’s ancestor’s greatest grandchildren in future. But that grandchild is someone called Sammy Wammy :3 and they tell their joke and it immediately kills your mood. Seriously, the world is full of many potential talents, many jokes, funniest people like me (urmomcvmdumpster), and then there’s Sammy Wammy :3, who tells her “Sam sung, Samsung” joke, and the world is amazed by how fucking horrible it is. The dead immediately wants to be more dead, the humour of 2022 collapsed. The World Health Organization and governments in every country immediately gets an order to seize Sammy Wammy :3 and constrains her. Fuck you Sammy Wammy :3, and I’m literally funnier than you.

Did you know? The world has billions of jokes, but Sammy Wammy :3, kills the fucking humour and the entire populations’ ear drums.

by Funniest Person than Sam March 20, 2022


baked bean <3

the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her

“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”

but i have to include-baked bean <3

by pootsylv October 2, 2021