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National hit ander wehner in the balls day. We must all band up together.
Person- it’s November 5! I can finally hit ander wehner in da balls!
Nother person- woohoo!
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National start a relation ship with you bff
Why are jimmy and Emma so close... it’s November 5 national national start a deletion ship with your bff day
Today is a day that you have to hit or kick anyone that has a N in there name
Friend: It's November 5.
Friend with N in Name: Shit you get to hit or kick me
This is the day where girls ask out guys instead of guys asking girls out.
Girl 1: i like him so bad i want him to ask me out.
Girl 2: well its November 5th so you have to.
Girl 1: damn November 5th
Get your jewish friend to give you head
Only if they have brown hair and though
The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it
Tall guy: Ayo Madyson
Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day
Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it
Madyson: fuck you