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dont trust anyone named chris because if chris crossed applesauce what do you think he'll do to you
chris is so useless because the only thing he does is cross applesauce
i dont even wanna go near him
shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered
chris is someone who sits next to me in technology. he has a weird obssesion with dinosaurs and king julien
chris wont shut up about jurassic park please help-
(im joking lmao chris is cool-)
Chris is a beautiful boy who usually likes a girl and stays with her. He is amazing, cute, sexy, and really good at sports like baseball! ❤️❤️❤️
Hey, did you see Chris! He is so cute
Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.
I feel bad for the Chris out there
A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
Oh my god he is such a fucking Chris, he is so hot and sexy.