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That piece of shit that you cant get out of your ass hairs.
I had to wipe that ass coal for 20 min just to put my underwear back on.
I was going to lick that bitches butt,until i noticed that ass coal
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Drawing/Symbol belonging to Trupo
That elephant ass is so bad ass.
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1)the act of profusely having straight or gay anal intercourse usually resulting in some kind of bleeding of the rectum
2)raping of the anus enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison
Roger: Damn John I did some intense ass carving with that malaysian hooker last night!!!
John: You DO know that that hooker was a transvestite right?
Roger: Well, that would explain the penis...
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A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.
Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."
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When someone blows up a toilet in a public place and smells really bad.
Who ever is in there has a case of the rank ass
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When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.
"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"
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1. Penetrating someone anally with a hand
2. (in media) Counteracting an ass pull move
3. When a writing/film company rejects a story that came out of someone's ass and tells them to scrap the said horrible idea.
1. You better shut it, or I'll give you an ass shove that will make you cry for centuries.
2. Oh, I see that you have decided to use the Ass Pull Technique. You fail! I'll use my very first attack to give you an ass shove, and literally send that attack to your ass!
3. You think that story is a godsend? That story obviously looks like it was farted from someone's ass! Better do an ass shove or I'll do it for you.
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