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Osama Bean Laden

Some fuckin spic faggot.

Prolly sits under Clinton's desk suckin his lil pencil dick while George Bush takes pictures.

by bowling for fat pricks/michael moore's a fag May 3, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.

Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.

by Mangy Coyote April 1, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.

The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.

by invaderofthemoot December 6, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold beans

Often used when the temperature outside is rather cold. Also used when eating or touching something cold.

Person 1: This ice cream is really cold, here, have a bite.
Person 2: Ahhhh! That ice cream is cold beans.

by OhBeans January 5, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


bean sauce

a 100% mexican that lives in america illegally and smeels like mexican.

my house cleaner came today, she's such a bean sauce

by G-Roelofs January 15, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


bean ceasar salad

A bean ceasar salad is basically involving the act of tossing the salad (licking someones asshole). In this particular salad, first you lick the asshole, than you add the ceasar dressing I.E. Cum in the asshole. then when you continue to lick it, your partner surprises you by adding beans to the salad. I.E. Shit, poop, mud, brown biscuits, sloppy joe, skat, and or ghandi. Directly into your mouth making a wonderful variety of flavor and bacteria and in your particular case probably those Delicious STD's* as well. Eat on Rhabbi's!

* STD's: Super Tasty Diseases.

Erik: Man i was really tossing Patunia's stinky fuckin salad right? but little did i know she made plans for a bean ceasar salad...i mean i still ate it though.

Scooter: Thats Fucked up man! now spread your ass cause im in the mood for some poop sex.

by Crumpets McStank August 22, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


fatman bean bag

this occurs when some big batty fatty rolls down the stairs and cos he ate so much baked beans the beans come out his balls + then he sits in a non stick pan

'ahh dayyymmm mandem i heard youse gots trapped in a fatman bean bag ! dammmnnn homie i feel for yo! you gotzzz big batty fatty rolled daayyym!'

by MUSHY PEAS December 9, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž