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The Ray-Ban effect is an international phenomenon.
Any male of any age, who wears signature black Ray-Ban sunglasses, seem to instantly increase their physical attractiveness by a minimum of fifty percent. Ray-Bans happen to compliment any male's face and overall style. One can easily assume the male has a great sense of fashion if they are wearing Ray-Bans.
Me: "Wow, that guy looks hot."
Zoe: "That's only because he's wearing Ray-Bans."
Me: "True; it must be The Ray-Ban Effect."
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The art of hiding ones true aesthetic appearance by means of wearing a fitted and/or large sunglasses. This action is often accompanied by a series of select poses that distract onlookers from ones actual facial construction.
A: Damn that boy looks good...
(he removes fitted)
L: Oh shit, he toook off that hat! Damn he is mothafucking ugly!
A: Oh man. It must have been the Jay-Z Effect. Gets me everytime!
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When you get home from the gym and your muscles are fully erected so you snap some quick pictures.
Emma sent me a picture of her nips so I sent her an old After Effects Photos
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That thing when someone describes a situation so vaguely that the only logical thing to do is assume that 50 dudes were involved.
Me: Yea, she's an interesting character. *wiggles eyebrows*
Jeff: Oh, so she definitely blew, like, 50 dudes.
Me: No, that's not-
*beware the 50 dudes effect*
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A seemingly paradoxical situation that occurs when all of the individual components of a movie (acting, dialogue, editing, etc.) are utterly terrible, yet the movie is nevertheless enjoyable. Most often it applies to a movie that while not meant to be a comedy, is nevertheless hilarious to watch.
Named for 'Springtime for Hitler' from the film 'The Producers'.
'Shark Attack 3' belongs on IMDB's worst 100 list, but because of the Springtime for Hitler effect, many people actually enjoy watching it.
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Where the strap of the seat belt proceeds to split a woman's breasts, thus making them appear bigger and more noticable
Did you see that girl through the drive thru? She was definately a victim of the seat belt effect!
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The Higgs Bozo Effect is best described as fuck up distortion field surrounding your friend you know the one where even if he didn't touch it it still turns to shit? This person creates a field of miss-fortune surrounding them which can interact with your attempt to pick up the opposite sex, win a bet, dodge your ex etc. This effect is named after the Higgs Bozon see god particle and or Peter Higgs
Look you bro needs to stay home every-time we take him to the bar his Higgs Bozo Effect cock blocks us.
Dam poor bastard is cursed with a nasty case of The Higgs Bozo effect.
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