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Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent
This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker
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A guy that likes every slutty pictures posted by females on Facebook. He comments "sooo beautiful" and "hotttt" even though he is dating someone else. A jerk.
Sister: Are you and Lewis still together? I see in my news feed that he likes and comments on all the slutty pictures.
Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.
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To find some one on Facebook.A friend or so.
Ray:it's been a long time since i haven't spoken to katy/barny.where is she/he ?
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.
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A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.
Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."
Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."
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One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.
25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!
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A position withing a Facebook group that has no real purpose at all except for being a cool title.
John: I'm a Facebook Group Administrator!
Gerald: So what. I'm in Admin too and I don't actually do anything.
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What people say when they are embarrassed after admitting to sombody that they found something out on Facebook.
Yea. I read it on Facebook...Er; whatever.
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