The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy
A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time
A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend
Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?
Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.
His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.
Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
One of the beat people you’ll ever meet. Jakes are kind hearted family boys with love to share around. Usually the popular one of the group that people tend to gravitate towards. Always ends up marrying a woman with a typical white girl name
He looks like a Jake
The most gorgeous guy you’ll ever meet, with the most luscious hair. If you happen to have a crush on him watch out because many people already like him. He is very charismatic and will make you laugh. He has an extremely huge heart and loves animals. If you ever have a Jake in your life don’t let him go because he is one of the best people you will ever meet.
Girl #1: Wow who is that?
Girl #2: Oh that’s Jake isn’t he handsome?
He steals art and trys to look cool infront of his friends by lying to them. He's also gay and a furry so you know he's a bad person
Malcolm : Wow, jake is such a fucking gay furry and he steals other peoples art!
Michael : I know! He lies to me everyday!