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Slang for my parents are ashamed of me so I stay inside all day and call underage girls mommy, and I’m a incel
Person 1“Eren pfp moment”
Person 2 “Ratio you incel bozo😹🙏”
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The sometimes infinite amount of time it takes the Samsung Moment phone to load.
A samsung moment may never end.
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To start speaking a foreign language that the person being addressed doesn't, or is not likely to, understand. Comes in very handy when you're trying to shake off panhandlers and other people with whom you don't to get involved.
A group of Arab kids came up to me and asked me if they wanted me to smoke a joint. I wanted to do a foreign moment, so I just told them, "nye govoryu po-angliyskiy!". That's Russian for "I don't speak English!".
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A moment of extreme redardation.
person1: "I can't believe they ran out of mayonnaise, all they had left was egg sauce."
person2: "did you think the packet with the egg on it was egg sauce and not mayonnaise? WOW! this is an egg sauce moment."
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A phrase that is spoken when an image or video, typically (although not always necessarily) porn or hentai, elicits emotions of hype or horniness.
"Did you see GO1 completely 180 Leffen at the Top 48, though?"
"Oh yeah. That was an unga bunga moment."
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when you are expecting someone to be really hot and then you meet them and it's just such a disappointment...
"oh my god, I cannot believe this. This is SUCH an alex baler moment. look how much he looks like an ugly butt."
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After meeting someone online, emailing, chatting, texting and photo swapping...the exact moment you actually met in person.
She seems cool man. We met online and have been cyber dating for months. Tonight we finally meet and Im nervous about the moment-o-truth.
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