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A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
A geneticist who roams the area of Bristol (UK), also the single most powerful force the universe has ever seen with the ability to lyse every cell within 50 metres just by sneezing.
Man I got lucky yesterday DAVID VEAL sneezed on me, cured that growth on my arm
David A. Kingdon "aka" s4unna.dk22 on his social media account is a basketball,track, and field player. David is much known for his dominance in the paint during his 7th grade basketball season. David has even had coaches from many schools come watch him play; but the coaches mainly came too David's track meets. The best thing about David's athleticism was his speed. Despite being 5'6 142 lbs, David was very fast for his unhealthy body. David had run a 22.5 in the 200 meter dash and an outstanding 13.7 in the 100 meter dash. David is very special because not only was he fast but jumped a high of 17.5 in long jump! David Kingdon is gonna be something serious when he goes to college to play pro. David also has 3 offers and is making it his very most concerned to become a D1 athlete.
Wow you are amazing like David Kingdon!
A person who is very sensitive gets triggered over the words “gay” “faggot” and “retard” and thinks “retard” is a slur
Random person that’s gay some faggot acting like a retard
David Erickson Don’t say words like gay the f word and the r word and the r word is a slur
When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!