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An inanimate object, not designed for the purpose, that has been inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.
Jeremy often used his wristwatch as a snack potato while he masturbates.
So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
An inherited trait that makes you like any form of potatoes.
Guy 1: I got my mother’s sweet tooth
Guy 2: I got my father’s potato gene
Guy 1: Lit fam
The fucking cool kids. Don’t mess with these bitches.
Kid: Hi
PP Potatoes: Get the fuck away
Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant
Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
The guy from the "death note" manga named light yagami, yeah, take an 'L' of you don't know him
Guy 1: omg I saw the potato chip man
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: you fucking idiot, it's light yagami.