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one who prior to ejaculation takes the cock out of the ass and shoots him cum shot into the mouth of the homosexual hes performing intercourse with and makes them gargle the semen they just blew into their mouth. After the gargling is through the homosexual swallows the load. The homosexual usually involved is named Kevin Gauthier
Tim: Hey do you know any cum guzzling anal queens
Dylan: Yeah its Kevin Gauthier
Tim:O how so?
Dylan: I know a guy who said he was looking for a fat shit that he could get to guzzle his cum and Kevin offered with excitement.
Tim:What did they do?
Dylan: Well the guy said he was having anal intercourse with Kevin and with joy he asked him to blow his load in Kevin's mouth and while the load was in Kevin's mouth he gargled with joy and then swallowed the load and enjoyed every swimmer that trickled down his throat.
Tim: That sounds amazing!
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A lonely, desolate, edge of the world, bum-fuck middle of nowhere group of islands north of Canada where a couple underpaid scientists conduct meaningless environmental research.
Ignorant Friend: Dude, north of Canada is the North Pole and Santa and all that shit right?
You: No, there's a bunch of mountainous, incredibly cold islands just above it. They're called the Queen Elizabeth Islands, and my dad says it's easier to live in Detroit than it is there.
Recently-Enlightened Friend: Damn. How does he know?
You: He went to college for "Environmental Problems", only got an associate's degree, and he was exiled there.
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we are sassy queens, u wish you knew us. #coolesthannahs #everyonewanttobeus
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 #superspysevenyearolds
we're so cool we use POO EMOJIS
fyi i was forced to make this 🍌 -thats a banana not a penis omg dirty minded people
over and out babes
those sassy hannah banana queens are the coolest i wish i was one UGH emotional damage
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A shit primary school thats it
Did you go to that tapped school Our Lady Queen of Heaven?
Go earn your money you bad bleep!!
Queen is typically used for women but it does sound catchier than king so it can be used for males or females.
“I’m off to work” - provider of the house hold
“Go get that bag queen!!”- litteraly anyone
When your partner slockes a wet turd on your penis then they lick it off
“yo, did you hear about the dairy queen dipped cone that hoe bag gave?”
Kaylee G.
Kaylee is the queen of douche bag moves.