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When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.
I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”
The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.
"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".
when people have nose bleeds, its just our nose on a period. so when your nose isnt bleeding, its not on its period so when you stick a dick into there and they cum, you will most likely get sick. when your sick you nose runs because it gave birth to babies what run around a butt ton. so boom, running nose
guy 1: can i have some tissues? i have a running nose
guy 2: well then you better catch it
guy 1 : >:(
A chick who like to have a full nelly done to her but not from the guy she's running from.
We got a 'nellie on the run'.
Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.
Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!
Two endurance athletes start the date with a run lasting a few miles, they then proceed to have sexual intercourse in a public place as part of their run. They then run back to where they started and have sex again more aggressively to prove their endurance to one another.
I also run half marathons, should we have a running date?
Two people buy an 18 of any sort of beer that isn't bud light and try to finish it outside the liquor store before the cops come. Once they arrive you will try to avoid capture by said cops by fleeing.
"Hey man, we're going to do the running of the pigs later. You in?"