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A historical event taking place in 57 Street subway station on December 3rd, 2007 Where at least 40 people were trapped in the station after the security gates suffered an electrical malfunction. Smelling the fear and warm flesh swarms of new york subway rats immediately began to attack the people resulting in a vast majority of them being devoured by the vicious rats. The CBRN was promptly deployed and a quarantine zone was quickly established. Multiple teams of heavily equipped soldiers were then deployed with various modified lawnmowers to deal with the infestation. As a result there as an estimated 28 human casualties (one being a soldier who hit a bump on a ride on mower and fell in front of it) and an unknown amount of rat deaths. However it is believed to be in the tens of thousands. This tragedy was swiftly covered up by the New York City board of tourism but it is rumored some footage remains.
The New York Rat War was vicious, man
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“Dang look that him. He must be rigger rigger rat” -her
“You right”-him
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‘To not care in the slightest’ or to not ‘give a shit’
Often used by small, angry, bald men with insecurities.
‘The police don’t give a rats ass about the public’
‘As long as I’m ok I could’t give a rats ass about anyone else’
The management don’t give a rats ass about the workers
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Get you’re fluff muffin out.
If you see a fit bird you would say “get your rat out” and she will instantly drop her geggs. Promise
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One of the wonderful songs the fabulous Tre` Cool sings.
Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.
Well you're from the south your a special kind of girl.
Put my nuts in your mouth just like you was a squirrel.
Work on the shaft, cradle on the balls.
Baby just dont bite it, get it on get it on.
Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.
Well why don't you go down and a hook a brother up?
Swallow it on down or spit it in a cup.
Wipe it on your t-shirt let it dribble down your chin.
Smoke a couple Newports and suck that dick again.
Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.
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Izzy, the three legged rat terrier
Look at that Three Legged Mexican Rat running around