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Scoobydoo sandwich

Massive sandwich

I just ate a scoobydoo sandwich an I'm stuffed.

by Jolly420giant July 20, 2020


Peanutbutter sandwich

Shitting in a womans pussy then fucking it to make a sort of leaking peanutbutter between the pussy lips which would be the bread

"man I just made the most delicious peanutbutter sandwich with my wife karen"

by Harambe haram July 6, 2019


Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.

Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.

by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020


blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex May 21, 2018


dog sandwich

its just a foot job

damn dude i got a dog sandwich last night

by swazey train April 2, 2024


San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

by Duke of NY September 13, 2019


velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker February 28, 2016