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it's a jaw breaking maneuver in which the victim's mouth is opened and placed in a "biting" postion on a street curb then the assailant gives a hard stomp to the back of the victim's head. causing the victim to suffer broken teeth, jaw or somecase's even death.
Paco-"did you hear the Juarez boys gave Joey a mexican snake bite."
Dave-"why'd they do that?"
Paco-"cuz Joey was talking too much with La Eme."
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The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).
Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair
Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger
Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
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When two dudes point their urethral sounds at one another, waiting for the other to make the first move. There are three possible outcomes: either both sound each other at the same time, one beats the other to sound first, or both just stand there until they lose interest.
"Did you end up doing that weird thing with that Grindr hookup?"
"Nah, we ended up in a Mexican sound-off and it got too awkward."
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A move whereby a stripper leverages her thong panties to sling shot a bald Mexican's head into her ass crack.
She begins by planting her ass on your bald Mexican friend's face. Next, she stretches her thong panty over said bald head, hooking it behind his cauliflower ears then, bounces it and him to and fro until his head and face are sufficiently pelted by her fleshy ass (and associated ass crack) and sweaty pussy.
Tiffany gave Raul a Mexican sling shot at the tip rail.
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A raid or drug bust conducted by federal law enforcement
“Some cartel retard had a Mexican pizza party after he was busted selling crack in the park”
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This is a risky situation. First you must pour gasoline in her ass hole. Fill her up good! Slide your dick in and out of butthole untill you have started to ejaculate. Then quickly b spread your cum all over her tits. Then lick it off !! Yum!
I have to go do an Mexican pit stop to my grandma.
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Similar to the 'California Potato Chip', but with more spice! First you must feed your woman very spicy food (preferably Mexican) and wait 20 minutes to 8 hours when she has to go. Start banging her ass like you would a prison inmate picking up all those savory processed Mexican spices. Pull out, rub your cock in the small of her back while you cum hard... allow it to dry overnight. When you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast, "¡Ay, Caramba! That's PICANTE!" To really go South of the Border, you might try combining this with a good ol' Dirty Sanchez!
After waking up and feeding Lolita a Mexican Potato Chip, she looked up with those big brown eyes and mustache and uttered, "Why me?"
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