Whenever this kid comes to your house it is a completely accurate representation of the "my mom said I can play" kid, then proceeds to download multiple viruses and eat all over your setup.
fuck the drain is clogged, we have to get the paul montano (clump of semen, pubes, and hardened lotion in the shower drain after excessive shower masturbation) out.
Hello Mark Paul Amanda Zepp Adam Dr. Gordon... I wanna play a game
"Man my entire month has been shit"
Bro u're such a Cyril paul istg
The one who started the UTampa cough and never looked back from there. The diseased pedophilic honorable gentlemen was once the greatest pong player of all time, but now he lies there in the dungeon. He can be compared to a nice knife, always sharp, always reliable. He once won 59 pong games in a row, only to lose the next 69 in a row. Perhaps there is a deeper meaning behind this, is Macleod afraid of the number 69? Is he a homosexual? So many questions yet so little answers. Campus security has found none of said answers. The vaughn study room suffered that night in a great act of defiance against the higher administration of this bum ass school. Unfortunate yet passionate. Such an intriguing story, but that is for a different time.
Yo wanna go up to the 7th floor bro?
No dude, have you not heard?
Heard what?
*cough cough*
The legend of Paul Macleod.
- Hi Paul Philippe you look perfect today!
- please stop spitting facts.
- Hi Paul Philippe, you look perfect today!
- please stop spitting facts we already know.
The textbook definition of an NPC.
Student: "Hey Mr. Paul, how do I answer this question?"
Mr. Paul: "Yes."