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When you are an Australian Prince and you meet an everyday Danish girl (who may or may not also be from Germany) in Vietnam and try to get nudes
Oh man, can't believe the boys stumbled into a Reverse Princess Mary situation last night
Mari runs a fire meme page on Snapchat, she also has a large penis fit for fucking anybody she wants to.
Mari’s memes is a fire meme page
A mari move is a person who does something wrong when he is trying to talk to a female. If you talk to her and you get cut off between december 20 -31 then you have successfully pulled a mari move.... SIMPLE
My best friend pulled a mari move when he tried to talk to his crush
Georgia+Mary Austin are the best of all best friends. They always stick by each others sides and never fail to make you smile. They might not be the coolest in the school but they will always make you laugh. They will always wave at you no matter who you are with. They don’t care if you are with your boy friend or a celebrity they will never fail to embarrass you. They are loved by many. They make friends everywhere they go. They show what life is about. Friends aren’t on a phone, they are right in front of you. This combination is all you need when you are feeling down. Don’t worry they won’t judge if your shirt is upside down. They would simply let you know but they will turn that frown upside down. They don’t see your imperfections they simply look pass. They like to enjoy life simply as it is. So the next time you see them don’t glare and look pass, just simply wave and say hey, cuz you know they will always wave back.
Georgia+Mary Austin are always filled with joy.
I can’t wait to see Georgia+Mary Austin soon.
When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket
Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
There's something about her isn't there.
Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.
Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.