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Imagine your in the snow with your guys in a jerk circ and you all cum and it freezes mid air
Yo dude it’s so cold we could do a polar bear jerk circ
A Double Coloured Easter Bear is when someone dresses up as Pudsy the bear (furry)
Connor is a Double Coloured Easter Bear
A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.
Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.
A stupid-ass expression of disgust and revulsion towards a certain subject of conversation.
Joe: My boyfriend won't let me get all up in that badunkadunk!
Jack: Ohhhh jeez man, bad news bears!!
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To Escape A Life Threatening Scenario Using Techniques Learned From Bear Grylls Worst Case Scenario TV Show
Jude: Yo I heard you got into an accident last night on the freeway, are you ok?
Alex: Yeah after my car flipped and i woke up i quickly assessed the situation and Bear Grylls the fuck out of there
Jude: Nice!
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AKA: Brandon :) The Most amazing Guy ever. Sensitive, Loving, Understanding, Affectionate and Atheletic. Very sexy football player. Awesome track runner. Extremely funny. Enjoys hanging out with his friends and snuggling with his favorite girl. He is honest and faithful. He loves with his whole heart. He protects the ones he loves at all costs. I am proud to say this one is mine. Always & Forever!! <3 <3
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To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.
«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»
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