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When the teacher folds the test to hide the grade. It is similar to the Kiss Of Death.
My teacher gave me The Fold Of Death
Suicide by octopus, like something out of a movie.
The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.
Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.
Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
That creepy ass room you have to sleep in at your friends house. For some reason, it gives you and your buds the creeps.
Okay! Who wants sleep in this room? (murder death room)
Your favorite meal of all time. What you would choose as your last meal while on death row before being executed.
My death row meal is a shrimp cocktail, Caesar salad, 2” thick medium rare ribeye with bleu cheese and asparagus, and a slice of cheese cake.
When Jeff d sits on your face
Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
When Jeff d sits on your face
Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner