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Haven’t gotten dick in a long time
I’m reallu dick deprived.
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This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.
The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!
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someone who thinks they're cool because they put words they made up on the urban dictionary
urban dick: "hay guise look at this funny word i put on urban dictionary"
friends: "shut up no one cares"
friends: "lol you urban dick"
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When you put citric acids on the sensitive foreskin of your dick, your body goes into shock for the predicted pain in such a way it's like your high. It's a high that can be compared to the high you get from ecstasy, speed or coke, it only lasts shorter. You feel like you can do anything and will probably try to. It kicks in as soon as you do it, and wears of after a couple of minutes. There are no known side effects.
Example 1:
Last night I went citrus dicking, and got high as a kite.
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey man, I citrus dicked so hard last night, I almost punched trough a wall!
Person 2: Really?! Did you do lemons or oranges?
Person 1: Oranges are the way to go man.
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Guy in the gym locker room who walks around with the towel around his neck and his dick is hanging loose.
Hey look Mr. Dick is brushing his teeth with his shlong resting on the counter.
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The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.
Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.
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It means hoyt this dick
Created by Creekview High School Raider Male Team 2020
Hoyt this dick on three, ready, “One, two, three....hoyt this dick!”
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