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Fortnite is a great game but when you give a twelve year old kid your fucking credit card details he will make your credit card booty clap itself. also if you mix a p90 with a 12 year old kid your gonna get absolutely destroyed like how your dad already does to you. All these niggahs out here think they can be Daequan and OOGA BOOGA your ass think their so fucking cool.
Friend - "Hey man wanna play some fortnite" ?
Me - " Are you fucking gay or something, do you like getting your ass clapped by 12's with a p90" ?
A stoopid game that no one will SHUT THE F*CK UP ABOUT in my opinion minecraft is better
Fortnite is used in songs "I got a number 1 victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down get down 10 kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town"
Not to be confused with fortnight which means 14 days. A game virgins play because they’re bored of their own depressed lives. They pay attention to the game more than anyone else. You lose your girlfriend if you play unless you’re gay, because chances are every guy plays it.
“Dude, you missed out on the best party ever! I lost my virginity!”, “oh sorry I was playing fortnite.”
Fortnite is a game involved in beating the shit out of people you don't like, and leave them screaming if they are a little kid who thinks their good but their not. Overall, it's fun to set these Fortnite kids in their place.
Me- plays Fortnite.
Kid-im better.
Me-beats them at 5/0.
Kid-leaves.
Fortnite Devs-i love my job.
Fucking Cancer for Kids
Comes in
Fortnited: Dead from cancer
Fortniting: Dying from Cancer
Fortnituted : Diagnosed with this type of cancer
PS, This Cancer meaning is for the Addiction and Stupidity of this game, this is a Joke, Welcome to the Internet.
STOP FORTNITE.
Your Kid has Fortnite
Your kid has Fortnituted
Your Kid is Fortniting