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John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

by Rob March 13, 2005


John Cena

A pro-wrestler(currently for monday night raw). Debuted back in 2002 in smackdown and nearly beat kurt angle. He's been a world tag champion, wwe champion, world heavyweight, and u.s. champion. He's starred in the marine and Has a movie coming up called "12 rounds". A class act who dosen't deserve the same old shit he gets from these so called bandwagon "haters". Some people don't understand its just for entairtainment yet people take a scripted show so damn seriously. He's also a rapper and debuted his solo album "You can't see me".

John Cena- Pro wrestler, actor, rapper

by wweman February 16, 2009


John Cena

Is the sexiest man alive. (: He is a WWE superstar and also a rapper. I'd definetly tap that<3 Ha.

John Cena is the TRUE WWE Champion.

by BAMM February 26, 2008


the lil john

the 'little' or lil john: (verb) is a reaction to a sexual act in which you have someone bent over, and you "accidentally" slip it into the rectal region.

The lil john is an act in which you, "accidentally" slip something into the rectal region. The person who is on the receiving end instantly screams, "YEAH", then turns around quickly and looks at the other person and says, "WHAT"...a few seconds go by and then they say "OK"

by lil tickle barbie March 16, 2009


John Wick

An Epic Fortnite Gamer who needs your help!

Guy 1: John Wick needs a golden scar and a couple of Chug-Jugs to defeat the squads in Tilted Towers!
Guy 2: How can I help?
Guy 1: All he needs is your parent’s credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year!

by The Chicken Enthusiast November 04, 2018


john carlos

A dumb gay bitch who "takes your girl" but actually is ugly and single

hoe ass niqqa john carlos

by tyftty October 03, 2019


John Mayer

A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.

Gorgeous man: Google Image search (John Mayer)
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson

by my name is blank. September 19, 2006