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Short Shot

You have a potential goal or dream but failed to make it because of a lack of experience or practice.

I had potential ideas but ended being a short shot.

I lookin' at a recipe but realized it was a short shot for me.

I was thinking of applying to Google but after I looked at the app, it was a short shot.

by chubbsgotdis January 6, 2021


Bloody rubber shot

When a guy drinks a menstrual cup filled with period blood

He’s drinking a bloody rubber shot

by J4ck20n November 16, 2022


Cup Shot

Not having very good chances. From the origin of basketball and throwing garbage in to a garbage can when it obviously won't fit.

Howard: Are you going to throw that out?
Noel: just going to toss it from here
Howard: that won't fit, you have a cup shot at that!

followed by a miss

by distorted_G April 30, 2010


Kentucky slap shot

When a lesbian has sex with two men and they slap high fives over her back.

My friend invited me to a lesbians house and we did the ole Kentucky slap shot on her

by Bremnation paper man March 28, 2022


The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 3, 2023


Double Barrel Shot

When you get a cumshot from a person with two penises

"Damn man that porno ended with a double barrel shot"

by Mister Hipster September 5, 2015


bought a shot

Gonna get yo ass shot fo doin sumpin stoopid.

Your dumb ass just bought a shot

by CaanHammertime February 2, 2018