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The most drunk motherfucker of them all. His vocabulary consists of verbal slander like rarted. He scares all the women away in his school and will most likely be lonely forever.He also have many friends. He also like to boost drops and jumps on his bike and does crazy shit on his bike. He also likes to pack a fat lip.
Ohh fuck i pulled a Nicholas Beers
Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.
If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.
If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.
All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
My drunk dad's best friend, basically the best friend of ANY drunk person.
Disgust barked at the getty beer across the street.
A beer that is opened and one sip is gone but they take the tab to keep track "how many beers they drank" and the person hands it off to someone else saying finish it pussy when really they are the pussy. Also known as "Parkie beer"
A kid who is wearing timberlands and lives in severna park, who is at a party always is going to deliver at least 10-15 severna park beers a night.
The geyser of beer that gushes from a punctured beer can that has been shaken up and then punched with a nail, can be quite comical when done as a prank.
Looks like Beer Faithful blasted in here this evening.