Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

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poop elastic

sphincter,anus

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!

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bunny poop

a slang term for marijuana on the west coast.

yo man you down to pick up some bunny poop?

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poop in the baghole

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong

I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!

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scooter poop

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”

“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”

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Poop on a gamertag

The act of actually taking a shit on your own Xbox console that is connected to Xbox Live.

More commonly, it is the act of making fun of a gamertag online.

HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKER JUST TOOK A POOP ON A GAMERTAG

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poop gc

the best groupchat ever consisting of car, mella, and bug. the users in the groupchat are the most famous people on stan twitter and have joined together to form an alliance.

Person A: "omg i am so jealous of poop gc they are so cool"
Person B: "ikr i wish i was in that gc they r so swaggy"

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