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when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face
"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."
"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
Yo dawg, I finally did it! I finally started punching the butt with my boyfriend!
When you let an asian man eat your ass
Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.
When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.
Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.
5 Finger death Punch is king. Lesion To This..
The act of one gay guy while in an orgy have all the males cum in his ass then they all take turns fisting him
Jason couldn't wait for a power punch salad after a night of dancing and drinking it always made him feel great