1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
advance or "smarter" way of saying dumb or retarded
youre not dumb... youre just retardationated
When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.
Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.
The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.
The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.
"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."