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The name of Greg Normans 120 Ft boat
Aussie Rules is the name of Greg Normans boat
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applies to how long a food that has been dropped on the ground is edible.
don't touch it, mario dropped that a minute ago! hey, dude, 5 second rule.
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A rule that implies a guy should receive sex from a girl that he is seeing/dating within a 100 usd dollars being spent on her. If he does not receive sex with the first $100 spent, the girl is not into him and/or is using him.
Ex1. Guy A: So how did it go with that girl Kelly last night?
Guy B: It was fun. I bought her 100 dollars worth of clothes when we went to the mall and she said she would call me soon.
Guy A: C'mon man, 100 dollar rule! She's just using you for your money...you should have gotten laid!
Ex2. GUY 1: So how did the dinner date go last night with that chick with the big t&a last night?
GUY2: I ended up spending $100 on a seafood dinner & drinks then we went back to her place and tapped that ass all night. I even got a tossed salad from her!
Guy 1: NICE! She passed the 100 dollar rule...she's a keeper!
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If a song exists, there is a dubstep remix of it.
Person 1: Hey, check it out, I ran into that Maya Hee song on youtube.
Person 2: Play that shit man, I haven't heard it in ages!
Speakers: Maya wubwub Hee wubwub Mayahaha
Person 1: Really? So it has come to this?
Person 2: Rule 109, man, one oh nine.
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The rule that states that if you don't like what you see from a person in the first ten seconds you see them, than you will most likely not like them later on.
Is ussually used on apparent douchebags, seemingly annoying bitches, or preppy-ass motherfuckers.
Jim: Ay, Carl! Look at that guy over there.
(Carl looks at apparent douchebage and applies 10-Second Rule)
Carl: He looks like a fucking douche.
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The idea and the rule that no woman is so perfect that you cannot get over her in six months or less. Regardless of how fucking perfect she seemed to be.
This rule applies to all relationships but excludes marriages, since marriages *usually* involve a period of divorce which takes forever and involves losing half of your stuff.
J: I'm trying to keep myself busy, I hope I'm not in this post-breakup depressed mood forever... Six month rule, right?
A: Oh yeah, I know what you mean
J: I mean, its not my fault that Mary cheated on me, sigh...
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