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A fart so rancid it can clear everyone in a room, but nobody knows it was you.
Person 1: Eww it smells so damn bad in here
Person 2: I think someone let out the Aunt Missy Special.
We the Female proceeds to bend the male over and insert a strap on dildo into the mans rear end
Wow, I can't believe you let her give you the Joe Brown Special!
When you can’t resist shoving your digit up a Hoe’s booty and making them lick that shit off. Pleasurable, Empowering and degrading all in one!
‘Oi Paddy did you give that bird the Russy Special last night’
‘Yes mate, fucking epic you sucked my finger dry’
To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Where you shit in a walmart bag and jizz into the same bag and put in on your lovers head
Michael gave julie a chojnacki special
Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.
What a Shafter special, he wasted his free hit on a load of useless bastards