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Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream
Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!
Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)
Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot
Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.
Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.
I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!
An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.
I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!