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When a man is sexually fisting a woman (ex. Shoving his whole fist in her vagina) he uses it to lift her off the ground
Woman 1: god I'm so sore
Woman 2: whys that?
Woman 1: well I was fucking Jeremy last night and used the hand of god up my vagina.
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a gang from northern New Jersey led by Kid Foster. They get revenge on people who harm other people in the community.
-how the fuck did a dead squirrel get in my locker?
-the god squad must have found you stole that iPod.
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Noun; Frances Kumeh and her Drippy Cake's drippiness, is upon thy holiest existence of dost being. None fairer than thou, o' Frances Bless thy rock like penis
Oh that Frances got that Drip God status
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When playing Halo 2 and you die, and are extremely mad, you say: God... FUCK!
God... FUCK! That fat Fuck just killed me. Oh, wait, he's too fat to kill me.
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god hole is where you have something in the center of your life instead of where god should be like a girl friend, games, sex, even food. God should be the center of are life and if something is in your way you should have chirst in the center and live for him
time for god every day go to church being a good christian and then you will have god in your God hole
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a saying commonly said when somebody does something they didnt mean to do.
son: OH GOD DAMMIT i forgot to go to my dads funeral!
mother: HEY god didnt dam anything the beavers did! and he's not dead he's just passed out.
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