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the coolest and awesomest person in the world
“hey do you know Michael?”
“oh yeah! He’s the coolest person ever, right?”
A baby ass bih, one who never leaves his dorm.
Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm?
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.
My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever
I love you Michael
My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever
I love you Michael
The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).
Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.
absolute player he is so childish he cry's when he is proved wrong and has manky curly brown hair and has knob chewse so strong it clearly hasn't been washed in a good few months
eww look there knob cheese michael.
He is gay and short and white ashell
I like you Michael. Sure let me suck your dick
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