National making out day is on April 14th. It is the day to make out with your significant other
Guy 1: Yo, you ready for April 14th?
Guy 2: Yeah man I can’t wait for national making out day
On November 10th expose 1 friends picture on snap but delete it after 1 minutes
I don’t even kno National Expose Friend Day
A day where you and your partner can have the most intercourse of your life’s only on a special day...
DECEMEBER 12th
“Wanna have sex on national sexual intercourse day”
The day in which mammals around the globe unveil their horny and tribal like natures. It follows National Horny Day the day after, on April 17th, due to the amazing festivities seen on the 16th.
Yeah dude, National Horny Day was great but if it wasn’t for National Horny Day 2 I would’ve never met my fiancé.
This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
A day dedicated to the hero of the oxford mass school shooting Tate Myre. In appreciation of trying to disarm the attacker by lunging at him but sadly lost his own life while saving almost 2 thousand others
National Tate Myre day
Guy 1: Remember Tate Myre from the Oxford highschool well I’m pretty sure they’re naming the wildcats stadium after him
Guy 2: He really deserves it after what he did saving all those people but losing his own life
2th November, a day to appreciate people with a big forehead
happy national big forehead day !