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On November 2nd u have to cuddle/Fuck someone.
I can’t wait for national cuddle/fuck day!!
National bob the builder day Is a day were we honor the original bob the builder he was legend and a hero
Person1:happy national bob the builder day
Person2:you to he sure was a great builder and a legend always helping
A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.
Soph: get off me hoe!
Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day
This is when you go and do whatever a person named Mike says.
Bro it’s national worship Mike day.
Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee
On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!
“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
“National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”
October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show
"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"
"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"