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Fantastic sams

Where you cum in a girl's hair and then style it with your dick

Do I work at fantastic Sams or did I just style the shit out of that girl's hair?!

by Libushe July 18, 2023


sam canfield

An extra thicc nibba who always hits the hooplas and hootinanies

Damn that girl so thicc you might as well call her Sam Canfield

by Thicc Nibba Inc. February 27, 2018


sam x max

yaoi😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘🥰😘🥰😘🥰🥵🥵🥵🥵

sam x max is best ship

by Saltitheidiot August 16, 2024


Sam henry

Colonel Sanders long lost son, the fried life chose me

Oi Sam Henry, New jaw who this?

by Colonel Sanders Junior June 30, 2022


Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019


Sam Dowden

Sexy man who supports the best team in the world, has a massive bulging veiny penis and is just a general top shagger

You’re going to snog Sam Dowden? WOW he’s so fucking hung

by Sammied158 October 2, 2021


Sam Kim

A very handsome, athletic, and muscular person. Everyone likes him and he gets all the chicks.

Sam Kim being defined is your the best of the best

by THEALLKNOWINGLEGEND November 26, 2021