Where you cum in a girl's hair and then style it with your dick
Do I work at fantastic Sams or did I just style the shit out of that girl's hair?!
An extra thicc nibba who always hits the hooplas and hootinanies
Damn that girl so thicc you might as well call her Sam Canfield
Colonel Sanders long lost son, the fried life chose me
Oi Sam Henry, New jaw who this?
A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.
I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.
Sexy man who supports the best team in the world, has a massive bulging veiny penis and is just a general top shagger
You’re going to snog Sam Dowden? WOW he’s so fucking hung
A very handsome, athletic, and muscular person. Everyone likes him and he gets all the chicks.
Sam Kim being defined is your the best of the best