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certified water boys

Only drink water and will be punished if they drink anything other then water

Guy one: bro don’t mess with them there certified water boys!

Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?

Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet

by Kaurikitoa January 5, 2023


Expired Almond Water

Expired Almond Water is one of the variants of Almond Water in the Backrooms. It is Almond Water that has expired. It looks like normal Almond Water, but it "has green, blue, or white mold floating inside the bottle." "It smells like rotten milk with a hint of cheese" (The Backrooms Wiki)

Backrooms Wiki says it can cause

"Flu-like conditions;

Weakness in muscles, bones, and cartilage;

Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm;

Loss of Memory;

Insomnia;

General Internal Bleeding."
The wiki also says "Causes of death have also been reported due to the other symptoms."

Although Almond Water can expire, Almond Water in the Backrooms seem to not usually expire and just found in the expired form.

"Don't drink the Expired Almond Water, it can kill you"

by jmooroof May 7, 2022

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tijuana water slide

A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts

We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide

by Daisy Rocket August 25, 2017


wisconsin water ballet

Watching whales on a boat in Hawaii

The Wisconsin water ballet was awesome. We saw 6 humpbacks breaching today.

by dave900 October 24, 2010


CHAINSMOKERS = WATER DEPRIVERS

Because of this below , they feel that they have ownership rights to any CHAT
AIR FIRE EARTH WATER /CHAINSMOKERS.400

You like the T-SHIRTS.

Now that they own the water It's they feel they can violate the songwriters rights to go and break the singwriters rights to alleviate dehydration or prevent it.

CHAINSMOKERS = WATER DEPRIVERS

by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021


Fresh Water Rasta

White kid who claims his homeland is Jamaica.

His Reggae music collection is full of Bob Marley songs in all versions. His/her favorite is "no woman no cry" and can sign it like he/she owns it.
His/her attire consist on red, yellow and green anything.

And usually has a print or tattoo the of the Zion Lion somewhere.

Look at that kid from Ohio, singing No Woman No cry, he's such a Fresh Water Rasta.

by bluealmondhostel February 20, 2014


Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.

His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

by Tj1991 May 15, 2016