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when you hide your friends in your closet, then later when you are doin' a girl you yell BANG O RANG and they all jump out and hit her with wooden spoons
:dude that bang o rang last night was awsome
:yeah man, she didnt even know what hit her
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Oakmont, Pennsylvania
The shittiest town known to the entire world.
There are also lots of cats & totally kewl children.
Person 1: It smells like ass.
Person 2: like O-town?
Person 1: fo shooo!
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When someone is a gay slut and you want to let them know, be sure to call the a queer-o-whore. Someone who is given this name has to be gay and hungry for man/woman that he/she even hits on straight people.
Andrew: " man ur such a queer-o-whore, did u suck 10 miles of dick today u gay slut?"
Kyle: " but i'm not even gay"
Andrew: "I dont give a shit kyle!"
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A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.
After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
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The all new TV-style thing on HR 1936. Featuring both sound and vision!
Parsnips a Plenty: Featured in glorious Sound O Vision
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a stunt between harry styles and olivia wilde to cover harry styles’ and louis tomlinsons’ loving beautiful talented incredible strong relationship.
harry styles and olivia wilde are friends. olivia is still happily married to jason.
though harry styles has said nothing on the situation, people continue to believe in the stunt whole-heartedly. *laughs*
“bro did you see the new pap pics of harry and olivia for the h + o stunt??? pls it’s so funny i’m screaming how does ANYONE believe this ahhdjdhidhsksjhsk”
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The unpleasant smell of butthole the permeates the air for mere seconds when a chick is on top, sometimes resulting in loss of erection.
"Ah, my girlfriend was boucing on my cock last night and I got a whiff o' anus, totally ruined my boner, does she wipe?"
"I refuse to let her ride the rod after she has a hearty meal, I always catch a whiff o' anus and can sometimes detect what she had for dinner."
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