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MW2 is a great game overall. you can play with up to TWO PEOPLE on Spec Ops, and dont even get me started about the online! Its great! You can kill people, get killed, and until recently, you could go suicide bombing! But wait, theres more! If you want to, you can search on Domination, Ground War, or Free For All and find all loads of glitched matches! Oh yeah, give me some Unlimited time, with some Unlimited points on the side, and a mix of Unlimited Ammo and Spawn Kills for the drink, please! jesus christ, whens IW gunna patch this shit..
L33t player: Hey man wanna play some Modern Warfare 2 later?
N00b player: Okay man, maybe we can do headshots!
l33t: No one ever does headshots, its gay
Hours later
L33t player: Thats it man im out
n00b: why man this is fun
l33t: These matches go on forever and you end up getting spawn killed, this isnt fun
n00b: thats just because your not the one who rocks!
l33t: says the one whos 1 and 5839 right now..
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When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.
Man, Alice wasn't on her best game last night. Had to 68 1/2 that bitch.
10👍 8👎
a guy with a 2-inch penis, however he can finish the job with hard thrusts and intimidating behavior
timmy: “come bang.”
girl in group chat with two friends: “why he think I want this 2-inch punisher???”
5👍 4👎
the twins premium pussy formula
Go ask the 2 times p2 for some help with your geometry
5👍 5👎
When two people can't get a hold of each other
I can't get a hold of Raoul. Its been like 2 shits in the night.
"Yo, the Phillies won?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, you aced that midterm?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, this pizza is a 2 bag night bro"