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A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation
That liar is a real Edward j plant
A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints
Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up
When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate
"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama
An offensive cuss word that means you have a bad reputation on Twitter or social media and most of the populaion hates you.
J. K. Rowling is J. K. Rowling because she has a bad reputation in 50% of the world!
J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
The term originated after the famous rapper J-Cole decided to align himself with Drake in an attempt to claim the rap battle thrown against Kendrick Lamar (aka K Dot). Shortly after releasing thier song J-Cole chose to make a public apology to K Dot, and proceeded to excuse himself from the battle. Initially he received backlash for his decision, however, after the world witnessed the lyrical bloodbath that ensued, the world realized J-Cole made the best decision. Thus, the term, J-Coling it was was born.
J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
To choose peace, to avoid conflict, to remove yourself from a battle, to choose serenity, to engage in mindfulness exercises and promote positive-self growth, to guard your own personal and mental well being, to enjoy the little things in life, to make good choices.
By: MIA the 1ST - Isabella Alvarez
Example:
Baby Huey didn’t show up to work because he was J-Coling it. Sipping his coffee, gardening and enjoying the sunshine instead of going to work at this rat infested dump.
Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.
I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!