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When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.
That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?
apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?
"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"
The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded
I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack
Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.
"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."
A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.
You've just been magical appled.
The person who made the phrase omao but gets no credit
Well it’s time to die. Omao
Haha noob spelled omao wrong. And we never saw her again omao apple
Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.
Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.