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blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019


Blow Job Queen

A person who identifies as a female who performs acts of fellatio at a minimum of five times a week to one or multiple sexual partners to the point of orgasm.

Jane is a real Blow Job Queen. I heard she sucked off Phil and Stefan on the same day.

by Aheavysaber May 24, 2024


you finna blow

You're about to make me mad, you tripping.

Otns (on the niggas) you finna blow me

by 216ki April 19, 2023

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GONNA-BLOW

A word used whens someone or something is literally going to blow or figuratively going to blow.

GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM HE'S GONNA-BLOW.
Dude it feels like my head is gonna-blow

by πŸ›πŸ›πŸ› March 31, 2024


Boutta blow

When a man, women, nonbinary, homosapian, MILF, DILF, %100 GYAT having slutty man just looks to dang good that you can help but Blow like a train horn or blow like a glory hole.

God damn! Do you see that MEGA GYAT MAN. I CANT HOLD BACK, I THINK, I THINK IM BOUTTA BLOOOOOOWWWW

Boutta Blow : the act of ejaculating or helping someone else ejaculate

by Panicked_Jester January 30, 2024


sticky blow

When a woman receives a cumshot directly up one of her nostrils.

Person 1: Yo I heard Jessica took a sticky blow.
Person 2: Yeah she got a killer nose bleed after!

by Water Sucks November 7, 2020


Dutch Blow By

Similar to a Dutch Oven (blowing a fart in bed and then pulling the sheets over your and your bed pal’s head to fishbowl the aroma of your stinking toot), the Dutch Blow By is when your are spooning your lover. And as the big spoon, you reach around to manually stimulate your lover, said lover then blows a fart on your junk or thighs. And as you try to escape the blinding gas, a plume of stank volcanoes out of the sheets.

Yo, I was doing it with my girl and she laid a Dutch Blow By on me.

by TrixieMcDuff August 6, 2018