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Daniel

A real fucking pussy

Joe: Do you know Daniel?
Me: Yeah, he a real fucking pussy

by Itouch14kids June 3, 2022


Daniel

guy with a massive dick he's a god at fortnite and his bike isn't from Kmart

that guy over there his name is Daniel

by Daniel Polglaze August 7, 2018


Daniel

Let me tell you about the absolute worst person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. This individual possesses a personality that is so repugnant, it could make a skunk gag. And let's not even get started on their physical appearance - it's as if they were sculpted by Picasso during his most experimental phase. Truly, a sight for sore eyes.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.

Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.

And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.

In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.

Daniel oxygen stealer at his best

by Daniel John August 18, 2023


Daniel

No one likes him people cross the road when he approaches. He smells like a drain. Wets his pants on a daily basis. People leave the room when he enters. Glasses of water have more of a personality. A true oxygen stealer.

Daniel away from me you smell !

by Daniel John August 18, 2023


daniel

a person who doesnt eat any vegetables and that likes every kind of foof expecially penis

Daniel- giver me your 8 inch oscar
oscar- nigga what i aint gay
daniel- ill give you a poptart
oscar- downnnnnnnn

by hfbehcjbrfh November 25, 2019


Daniel

a pure 100% prettyboy but still wearing todler pamts when it comes to emotions.

WOW look at that prettyboy over there crying like a bitch, oh his name must be Daniel Ross....

by definitions of ppl December 29, 2022


Daniel

Daniel is a very tall friend who sticks by your side no matter what. Everybody, from kids, to people your own age, to grandparents love him. He himself is a total kid at heart and will have you rolling on the ground laughing with his antics. He's the leader of his friend group and throws parties like no other. While at first glance he's just the "best friend" kind of guy, the truth is he's amazingly romantic and just waiting for his princess. His strong build and gorgeous eyes added to his amazing personality make him the perfect catch. If you ever meet him - you'll know. And if you're the lucky girl he chooses- don't be stupid because he will love you like you've never been loved before. He won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met him, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing him is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Jess: "Have you met Daniel?"
Meag: "No, why?"
Jess: *smiles* "Come on, I'll introduce you."

Greg: "Have you been to one of Daniel's parties before?"
Mark: "No, Why"
Greg: "You're missing out, There's one tonight come to it!"

by Danlur Grit December 23, 2020