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To find some one on Facebook.A friend or so.
Ray:it's been a long time since i haven't spoken to katy/barny.where is she/he ?
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.
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One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.
25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!
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an expression used by an asocial person who joined facebook just for the heck of it or maybe peer pressure but repeatedly deactivates his account as he is depressed by the prevalent dumbfucksia in facebook which throttles his creativity and sanity.
what one does outta frustration when repeated cold-fingering on facebook is just not enough to show the people who come up with idiotic or melodramatic status that they are just being morons.
KD's new status reads "Gonna stay alone 4rm now on.... than laugh with da people who hate you but acts like dey love you"..dude,cant take this melodrama anymore .i am so outta facebook again! or m gonna jump off the roof..
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When you are in a relationship with someone and you decide to display it on Facebook to everyone you know. This can be tricky because if the other person isn't ready for this or they don't think it is a serious relationship, they may not accept it, possibly causing turmoil in the relationship.
Hey buddy, do you think I should put my relationship with ____ on Facebook? If she says yes, we'd be in a Facebook Official Relationship!
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Sucking at being social. Even when it's not face to face.
I didn't realize that I sucked at Facebook!
- I suck at facebook
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This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.
Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"
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Females who generally post status updates relating to how boys are jerks, douches, assholes etc. becuase they break hearts. Ironically they are the ones who go for guys way out of their leauge and ignore the guy who they would be best with.
They are most likely planning world domination and taking all males as slaves.
John Beefcake
"Ugh, more statuses about how guys suck, the Facebook Bitch Cult is taking over!"
Sam Brown
"Guys suck, guys cheat, guys break hearts, guys are players, guys lie"
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Shaniqua Liqua
"S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)"
6 minutes ago.
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