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raise my hand

1. When you think you know what should be done/take the lead in a situation or when you think that you can make the right decision.
2. When you want to vote on something.

Examples for "raise my hand"
1. -Who wants to go inside first?

-I'm raising my hand!
2. -Who did you vote for, Mark?

-I raised my hand for Trump.

by Cyrus Dark November 6, 2017


upstate hand shake

“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"

I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!

by Doctor Jelly Finger February 8, 2014


One Handed Titties

Breasts that are C cup size or smaller and that can be easily handled individually with one hand.

"Dude, I don't care if Emily's got one handed titties. Her face is fucking beautiful!"

by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011


one handed dota

It means to play Valve's Dota 2 using one hand. The other hand is used for other things such as smoking a cig, drinking a soda, or other things that involve one of your hands that you do while on the internet.

"I'm gonna go one handed Dota guys" Jim says as he feeds his pet snake.

by devvvvvvo January 12, 2014


edward SLEAZY-hands

This is a game based off the ever so popular game edward 40 hands. However, when participating in this game, the player is doing this by him or herself. Usually resulting in urinating ones self, adding to the insult and self-degradation of already playing the game edward 40 hands by ones self.

"man, i was so bored last friday night. I ended up playing edward SLEAZY-hands and pissed myself before i could untape my hands!"

by sleazist sleaze of the 7 seas February 20, 2010


Lithuanian fat hand

When you’ve spent too long fisting your Lithuanian girlfriends ass that your hand swells up and you have to blame it on a giant mosquito

Gus was fisting his misses all Saturday he came down with a serious case of Lithuanian fat hand.

by Gus the fister June 29, 2020


jamaican hand wash

When a guy asks for a full of your Gatorade and then you run into him later and he offers you and 4 of your closest friends a free hand wash on the street.

Hey Jermaine, I want to give you a jamaican hand wash!!

by Hairymanhhhh July 12, 2017