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A gay penguin whose only interest lies in bears (large husky gay men covered in body hair). Generally boring and unrizzly.
When your so overjoyed and your feet hurt with excitement you say happy feet.
Bob “man what’s wrong, you look like you excited and in pain”
Tom “I’m just feeling happy feet!”
To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.
I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother
1. you made an accident and you are happy with it
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.
1. person 1: oh shit, i made a mistake but I'm fine with it.
person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex
father: you're an orphan we don't want you.
you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.
(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
An eighteen wheeler that has more lights on than is necessary.
Driver: Wow, look at that happy truck down the road!
The result of blowing up and producing such happiness confetti due to thinking about life and how happy someone is, or read or hear something that makes someone think about how amazing and wonderful every day is, and literally starts to cry with joy.
One day im just gonna blow up and spread happiness confetti all over the place :)